holy shit a house
im gonna look inside the fucking window
who the fuck is this dumbass family in this house
if i wanted to i could bust in there and eat every one of these fuckers
look at this little fucker opening a present
oh look its a fire truck big deal ass monkey
when are these shit hats gonna fucking notice the bear at their window
hey bitch you forgot to look in your stocking
there you go
lol bubba wubba and chocolate give her a fucking toothbrush mom and dad
when are they gonna see me and chase me away
damn thats a lot of wrapping paper
lol that kitten is playing in it what a retard
oh shit they see me
“im not gonna hurt you or eat you”
but it sounds like “roar roar roar” to them cause im a big dumbass fucking bear
dad thats a big ass gun
dont shoot me think of all the fun times
like when I watched your lovely family open presents on christmas
oh shit he took a warning shot im gonna run away
there is no presents under any of the trees of the woods of the world for me
why arent i hibernating
