Happy Happy Smile For The Camera You Little Shits
The television talked of a mother that drowned her three children while it showed a picture of the children and the mother and a father whose face was blurred. The smiles of the children and the mother in the picture shown on the television were the same as when the picture had been taken. The only change was that the father’s face had been blurred. At some department store full of everything in the world they had posed staring and smiling to the upper left of the camera. Three white haired children arranged from left to right in ascending order by age. A girl a boy a girl. The two parents behind. From left to right Mother Father. The father’s hand on his son’s left shoulder was not blurred but his face was.
i am a big dumbass bear on christmas morning
holy shit a house
im gonna look inside the fucking window
who the fuck is this dumbass family in this house
if i wanted to i could bust in there and eat every one of these fuckers
look at this little fucker opening a present
oh look its a fire truck big deal ass monkey
when are these shit hats gonna fucking notice the bear at their window
hey bitch you forgot to look in your stocking
there you go
lol bubba wubba and chocolate give her a fucking toothbrush mom and dad
when are they gonna see me and chase me away
damn thats a lot of wrapping paper
lol that kitten is playing in it what a retard
oh shit they see me
“im not gonna hurt you or eat you”
but it sounds like “roar roar roar” to them cause im a big dumbass fucking bear
dad thats a big ass gun
dont shoot me think of all the fun times
like when I watched your lovely family open presents on christmas
oh shit he took a warning shot im gonna run away
there is no presents under any of the trees of the woods of the world for me
why arent i hibernating
IDGAF
A gold eagle flying in the snow-sky with a human baby in it’s talons.
The baby doesn’t give a fuck that it will be eaten.
If the bird was a stork I might think the baby was being delivered to a loving family.
It will be torn apart by the engine to feed the eagle.
I look at my face in the water and realize I don’t care.
